Dyon J. Kaleuwee

From starting out as a fake real estate agent at only 19, to becoming a copywriter who writes himself in and out of trouble.

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My story

I started out pretending to be a real estate agent in London when I was only 19, then figured I’d rather sell ideas than houses and became a copywriter who writes himself in and out of trouble.

I believe trouble is necessary. As a creative problem-solver, I have always used trouble as my compass. Finding solutions in the midst of chaos and the outskirts of simplicity.

I aim to write as Sinatra sings. More than using a lot of vowels, it means telling a story so convincingly, that the audience will make it their own. Frank & I were born on the exact same day, so you could say it’s my birthright.

If you want to know more about what makes me tick, or type, feel free to reach out here. If you want to see my advertising work click here. Or, if you want to keep reading, take a free sample below.

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Some words from my publicist:

Dyon J. Kaleuwee is a writer known for his distinctive and engaging style. His writing is characterized by a unique blend of introspection, humor, and a touch of self-deprecation, making his work both relatable and insightful. He often incorporates metaphorical language and analogies to convey complex ideas in a captivating manner.

Dyon is unafraid to playfully poke fun at himself, particularly when addressing the idiosyncrasies and challenges of the writing profession. His writing is distinguished by a conversational tone that enables readers to readily connect with the thoughts and experiences he shares in his work.

He emphasizes the importance of humility and authenticity in his writing, fostering a genuine connection with his audience. His writing journey is a captivating one, and readers are invited to join him on this literary exploration.

Chad Gipetti

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